Autumn '26
Hampshire, UK
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Get cosy in the country
Us, you, a countryside barn, and trees for miles. Space to exhale properly. Lush.
Lunchables, grown-up style
Think midnight feast, but at 1pm: giant charcuterie board, seconds always allowed.
A trip down memory lane
Disposable cameras, 90s tunes, and crafts you haven’t done since you were 12.
Remote workers
Work following you around from dusk till dawn? Not here, it isn’t.
Business owners
We know you run the whole show, which means you never clock off. For one day, we hold the reins. You just sit back.
Solopreneurs
No boss is coming to give you the day off. So we will. This is your permission slip – signed, sealed, delivered.
Been there!
Some things are better the old-school way
We can’t turn back time, but we can bring back a little of what we lost.
A day off from optimising
For us, that's the slow way of doing things. Think disposable cameras, Walkmans, and absolutely nothing to hack, streamline, or circle back to.
The option to unplug
We’ve all said “I’ll switch off” and then checked Slack at lunch. So instead of taking your phone away, we’ve got a basket for it. Pop it in when you’re ready to disconnect - it’s still there if you need it.
Made by people who miss this too
We grew up in the last stretch before tech ran our lives, back when hanging out and finding things to do was your average afternoon. This retreat is built by the always-on, for the always-on.
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